I Am Temp, Hear Me Yawn

Hey out there. It's been a month since I last wrote. Here are some updates, opinions, and other stuff:

A job, sort of: Well, two days ago I started a job temping for a random industrial district company as a receptionist. This is so not me, but I'm going to social service interviews and hearing, "We'll call you in three weeks when the numbers are up." No offense to anyone who enjoys being a receptionist but I find it so damn boring and unrewarding...plenty of encouragement to look harder for a better job. Pam from The Office, if you're listening, I still think you are great...but then again, you're a fictional character.

Spoiled kids: This is random, but I've decided that if my children ever act like any of the following, I will probably have to have them euthanized: Paris Hilton and her entourage (including those obnoxious rich boys, Nicole Richie, Ms. Lohan, her Chihuahua), the spoiled little shits on MTV's Sweet Sixteen ("Oh my God, why did I get a Beemer instead of a Jag?! Mom and Dad, I hate you!"), the second set of spoiled little shits on Laguna Beach ("Like, totally, omigod, I hate everyone!"), or the showcase of people they are including on that new show High Maintenance 90210. How in the world do people raise idiots like this? Ugh. Clearly, my two months off have been filled with a little too much television watching.

Another dog? Justin and I are considering taking his sister's 6 year old Chesapeake Bay Retriever Mix, Chelsea. They have twins and no room for a dog. Now, do we want another thundering mutt in the house? Hmmm. Bailey would love it.

Ohio: Well, it's STILL not Oregon, but we're making the best of our 19 degree nights and snow filled days. There are about ten of us out here from Oregon, so when we spend time together, I just pretend we're home. It is actually kind of fun here. Tomorrow night, we are going to catch our second Cavaliers game. And I finally found an awesome sushi restaurant called Pacific East. Don't know what they're doing to make it so good, but they've saved my sushi craving sanity!

Back to that whole euthanizing my kids thing. I don't think I would actually do this, but damn, those self serving spoiled dimwits drive me nuts.

Well, it's 7:00 to most of those who are reading this, but for me, it's already 10:00. That means I am going to get ready for bed so I can get up in the morning for my hopefully very temporary job. To the Oregonians, I hate you for having 50 degree weather right now, but I'll let it go because I miss you all. Sigh.